"It's a Barnum and Bailey world, just as phony as it can be, but it wouldn't be make-believe if you believed in me."

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

(Source: overdosed, via gayisthenewokay)

Can girls pee when they're on their periods?

sarcastic-snowflake:

no we just hold it in for a week.

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

(via gayjxde)

My boyfriend calls me fat :(

cocaineyeezy:

Call him single

goodfuckingcoffee:

packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

(via kaitlin-king)

microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

(via shit-happens-roll-with-it)