- Intro: yo dis my paper
- Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"
- Conclusion: dats it lol bye
They have learned that the lady at the ferry ticket booth occasionally has treats
did u kno that cats do this while you’re asleep to check if you’re breathing?
and if you’re not alive they will start eating you at that very moment
tragically beautifulTRAGICALLY BEAUTIFUL!?!? THE CAT’S DOING ITS VERSION OF “IS IT FUCKING DEAD YET”!
I do this to check if my friends are sleeping too
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EAT YOUR FRIENDS?!